Hey did you hear? Que ahi viene un dead satellite del tamaño de un camión tumbling towards the Earth and NASA DOESN’T KNOW WHERE IT”S GONNA LAND.
Why didn’t we wear a helmet today, I ask? I don’t understand why this is not breaking news all over the place. This outdated, obsolete dead piece of technology weighs 6 TONS and is tumbling in “ways we can’t control”… says a NASA spokesperson. “Chances are 1 in 3200 that some human, SOMEWHERE, will be hit…But with 7 billion persons in the planet, the chance that you’ll be hit is 1 in 21 trillion.”
Don’t you just love statistics?
Go to this link from Brian Williams at NBC News for more info. (Gotta love Brian Williams and his dry sense of humor.)