Missed your chance to get the illegal alien costume before all the uproar? Not to worry, you’ve got a bunch of options that are way cooler and probably won’t offend anybody as much. Just in time for next Saturday’s trick or treat outing, party or masquerade ball, here are some outfits worthy of a photo and humilde blog post.
Thanks to my friend, the lovely Miss M, we wandered into one of the gazillion temporary costume shops that have popped all over the place. And we found some fun stuff!
For starters, this one is already taken, so you can’t have it… but I’m posting the picture anyways. I’m sure the Border Patrol Babe would make a lovely match with the illegal alien (and probably scare the hell out of some people if you don’t have your papers in order…) Lástima que esa parejita no puede ser. Pero más vale que no copien el disfraz! (If you live outside LA I guess it’s ok.)
Then we’ve got the stereotypical, and frankly dumb, mexican inspired disfraces. I can’t imagine these would sell, but you never know.
Not to be outdone, you’ve got the “I’m still an infantile/I don’t wanna grow up I’m a toys r us kid” kind of thing which only works if your party is with 4 year olds.
No puede faltar el típico chiste religioso, maybe this one could work? Nah… it’s too boring. I’ll skip this:
But maybe I’ll try the “Sexy Sor” look:
For those following the tabloids, the Kate Plus 8 wig is in.. so you can annoy all your friends with this hairdo:
Of course you can’t go wrong with the traditional witch. Always fun and always in style this time of the year. Just make it colorful and spooky and you’re set.
Happy Halloween Everybody!!!