Spanglish Words of the Day

I wanted to share a funny email text. This one seems appropriate (being that the title of my blog is Life in Spanglish) and it was sent to me by my friend Henny few months ago. I just re-read it and happen to think it’s very clever, even a little bit George Lopez inspired.

So Kids, Remember to practice your Spanglish!

New Spanglish Words:

MUSHROOM: “When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.”

SHOULDER: “My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how so I shoulder.”

TEXAS: “My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at.”

JULY: “Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!”

JUAREZ: “One day my gramma snapped at me and I said ‘Juarez your problem?'”

CHICKEN: “I was going to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.”

WHEELCHAIR: “We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry,  wheelchair.”

CHICKEN WING: “My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.”

HARRASMENT: “My wife caught me in bed with another woman and I told her ‘Honey, harrasment nothing to me!'”

BODY WASH: “I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids”

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