Oh help me Emergen-C
I need to be rescued
from the coughing, the aching,
and all the ah-choo’s.
Let your Tropical formula bring me some solace
with your fizz and your buzz and your colorful boldness.
Or just give me a boost,
and I’ll again be seduced
by your magical powers to make me feel good.
Because it’s Saturday and I can’t be sick again.
Because it’s beautiful outside and I’m just staying in.
Because there’s something big this weekend, some SuperBowl stuff.
Because it’s been one cold too many, enough is enough.